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Posted by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:26 PM
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~Irish Viagra~

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.

‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor.
‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’
‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..’

It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, ‘Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!’

‘Really? What happened?’ asked the doctor…

‘Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!’

‘Why so terrible?’ asked the doctor, ‘ Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?’

‘Freakin’ jaysus, ’twas the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.

by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:26 PM
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Mrs_Nelson
by Member on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:27 PM
Haha that is awesome!
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TCgirlatheart
by TC on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:28 PM
Lol!
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NWP
by guerrilla girl on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:28 PM
Lol
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Peanutx3
by Ruby Member on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:28 PM

LMAO!!!!!

Euphoric
by Bazinga! on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:29 PM

 lol

turtle68
by Mahinaarangi on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:29 PM

hehehe

coolmommy2x
by Gold Member on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:30 PM
That's funny!
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punky3175
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:31 PM
Lol. Cute.
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rfurlongg
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:31 PM


Quoting coolmommy2x:

That's funny!
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WesternNYmom
by Silver Member on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:33 PM

sidesplittinglaughterLOL. Good one.

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