An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husbandâs libido.
âWhat about trying Viagra?â asked the doctor.
âNot a chanceâ, she said. âHe wonât even take an aspirin.â
âNot a problem,â replied the doctor. âGive him an âIrish Viagraâ. Itâs when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He wonât even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..â
It wasnât a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, âOh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Tâwas horrid! Just terrible, doctor!â
âReally? What happened?â asked the doctorâŠ
âWell, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!â
âWhy so terrible?â asked the doctor, â Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasnât good?â
âFreakinâ jaysus, âtwas the best sex Iâve had in 25 years! But sure as Iâm sittinâ here, Iâll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again.
on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:26 PM