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Pastor In Brazil Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained Holy Milk

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Valdeci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

If you’re like me, you are in disbelief and totally disgusted by this, but let me give you more details on this horrible situation…

Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk“. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit,” reports Vatican Crimes.

One of Picanto’s followers stated, “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.

The good news to this story is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail!

According to the Vatican Crimes, Picanto said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, Brazilian Pastor, arrested for telling his followers his Penis contained ‘Holy Milk’

http://thefrt.com/pastor-in-brazil-arrested-for-convincing-followers-his-penis-contained-holy-milk-video/

by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:01 PM
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HotMomma2622
by Member on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:21 PM
Speechless.-
toomanypoodles
by Ruby Member on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:21 PM

 Are you and ihartu the same person?  lol

AdrianneHill
by Platinum Member on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:22 PM
HaHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH! cough gag gasp haHAHAHAHAAHAA. OH MERCY ME!

That's fucking awesome.
norwgnwood
by Bronze Member on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:22 PM
Jesus Christ. How dumb do you have to be to believe this shit?
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toomanypoodles
by Ruby Member on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:24 PM

 You do know this is a satire smear site that loves to make up stuff about Christians, right? 

LntLckrsCmQut
by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:25 PM

Is it REALLY his fault that those people were that dumb?

greenie63
by Silver Member on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:29 PM

Holy Cow! 

tambrathegreat
by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:38 PM

No it isn't.  Did you even look at the site before you said that?

Quoting toomanypoodles:

 You do know this is a satire smear site that loves to make up stuff about Christians, right? 


jllcali
by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:38 PM
He is hardly the first man to try to convince people his dick (or semen) was magical.


jeweldragons
by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:40 PM
I find that funny.
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