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Pastor In Brazil Arrested For Convincing Followers His Penis Contained Holy Milk

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Valdeci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

If you’re like me, you are in disbelief and totally disgusted by this, but let me give you more details on this horrible situation…

Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk“. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit,” reports Vatican Crimes.

One of Picanto’s followers stated, “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.

The good news to this story is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail!

According to the Vatican Crimes, Picanto said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, Brazilian Pastor, arrested for telling his followers his Penis contained ‘Holy Milk’

http://thefrt.com/pastor-in-brazil-arrested-for-convincing-followers-his-penis-contained-holy-milk-video/

by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 10:01 PM
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rfurlongg
by on Apr. 30, 2013 at 11:42 PM
1 mom liked this
Lol... Holy giz.
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la_bella_vita
by Bella on Apr. 30, 2013 at 11:42 PM
I know!

Quoting MrsImperfect:

I cant believe people actually believed him!
Mayra99
by Member on May. 1, 2013 at 2:19 PM
Oh wow, I just keep laughing. I would probably die laughing if that ever came out of my pastor's mouth.
Peanutx3
by Ruby Member on May. 1, 2013 at 2:22 PM

Gigglesnort!

Quoting rfurlongg:

Lol... Holy giz.



12hellokitty
by Platinum Member on May. 1, 2013 at 2:37 PM
1 mom liked this

 


Quoting toomanypoodles:

 

Quoting tambrathegreat:

No it isn't.  Did you even look at the site before you said that?

Quoting toomanypoodles:

 You do know this is a satire smear site that loves to make up stuff about Christians, right? 


 Yes, I did.  It is not a real news site---they look for sensationalism. 

It just proves what several of us Christians were talking about yesterday---the fact that certain members in here relish in finding things that make Christians look stupid--and that website does the same.  It feeds people like them. 

Thanks poodles for checking out the source.  Interesting how so many believe stuff like this without question, yet write off any thing posted from Fox News.  It's also interesting how people who post stuff like this in regards to Islam are quickly labeled as being bigots, yet it's acceptable to post thread after thread with propaganda attacking Christians. 

 

SuperChicken
by on May. 1, 2013 at 2:37 PM

Ahhhh religion.   It does provide some hilarious comedy.  

Megan11587
by Member on May. 1, 2013 at 2:38 PM

It is so amazing to me how little people think for themselves.  You can convince some people of anything.

marmie41
by Member on May. 1, 2013 at 2:40 PM

I am sorry but I can not stop laughing.  I know this is serious, but really.  Now I have this and the image of the banana with dreadlocks forever locked in my minds eye.

Joqui
by Joqui on May. 1, 2013 at 2:44 PM

blank stare

jessilin0113
by Platinum Member on May. 1, 2013 at 2:54 PM
It is not a satire or a smear site. It's like a gossip rag. This was filled under their "WTF" section. They have all sorts if different articles about all different topics. If you two could climb off your crosses for a second you would see this is a pretty WTF story, that just happens to involve Christians. Personally, if it bakes fun of anybody it's gullible people.


Quoting 12hellokitty:

 




Quoting toomanypoodles:


 


Quoting tambrathegreat:


No it isn't.  Did you even look at the site before you said that?


Quoting toomanypoodles:


 You do know this is a satire smear site that loves to make up stuff about Christians, right? 




 Yes, I did.  It is not a real news site---they look for sensationalism. 


It just proves what several of us Christians were talking about yesterday---the fact that certain members in here relish in finding things that make Christians look stupid--and that website does the same.  It feeds people like them. 


Thanks poodles for checking out the source.  Interesting how so many believe stuff like this without question, yet write off any thing posted from Fox News.  It's also interesting how people who post stuff like this in regards to Islam are quickly labeled as being bigots, yet it's acceptable to post thread after thread with propaganda attacking Christians. 


 


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