Comical Craigslist Ad, Once Again I Found Another One!
LOL I just saw this looking for something silly and lookie what I found!
Stupid lit tropical xmas tree (Laurel)
This is a really stupid artificial mini-palm tree that lights up with Christmas lights. I guess it's supposed to be whimsical or some stupid thing. It belonged to my mother-in-law, who had it in her awfully-decorated home in Florida, before she came to live with us and then graced us with its ugly presence. Now that she's in a home forever, I would like to remove this awful thing and its aura from our home, so that life can again prosper here. But perhaps you would like it? Maybe you also have a mother-in-law with no taste who would appreciate the plastic splendor? Perhaps you are an avant-garde artiste who could use it as a commentary on the garishness of civilization? Or maybe you just need a really awful white elephant gift for someone next Christmas? Whatever your twisted reason for wanting this awful thing, you have 72 hours from the time I post this to claim it. After that, its environmentally-destructive PVCs go into a landfill.