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How to skip the long waits at Disneyworld? Hire a disabled person

Posted by on May. 14, 2013 at 11:12 AM
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Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World

  • Last Updated: 7:05 AM, May 14, 2013
  • Posted: 2:45 AM, May 14, 2013

They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.

Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.

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Rich moms shamelessly hire disabled tour guides so their kids can cut long lines.

The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.

“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

Dr. Wednesday Martin, social anthropologist who discovered scheme.

“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”

The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.

Disney allows each guest who needs a wheelchair or motorized scooter to bring up to six guests to a “more convenient entrance.”

The Florida entertainment mecca warns that there “may be a waiting period before boarding.” But the consensus among upper-crust moms who have used the illicit handicap tactic is that the trick is well worth the cost.

Not only is their “black-market tour guide” more efficient than Disney World’s VIP Tours, it’s cheaper, too.

Disney Tours offers a VIP guide and fast passes for $310 to $380 per hour.

Passing around the rogue guide service’s phone number recently became a shameless ritual among Manhattan’s private-school set during spring break. The service asks who referred you before they even take your call.

“It’s insider knowledge that very few have and share carefully,” said social anthropologist Dr. Wednesday Martin, who caught wind of the underground network while doing research for her upcoming book “Primates of Park Avenue.”

“Who wants a speed pass when you can use your black-market handicapped guide to circumvent the lines all together?” she said.

“So when you’re doing it, you’re affirming that you are one of the privileged insiders who has and shares this information.”

Ryan Clement runs Dream Tours Florida with girlfriend Jacie Christiano, whom the rich Manhattan mom indicated was her family’s guide.

A working phone number for Christiano couldn’t be found, and Clement refused to put The Post through to her. A message left on Facebook was not immediately returned by Christiano.

Clement denied that his gal pal uses her disability to bypass lines. He said she has an auto-immune disorder and acknowledged that she uses a scooter on the job.

Disney did not return repeated requests for comment.

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FromAtoZ
by AllieCat on May. 14, 2013 at 11:16 AM
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What a great lesson for their children.  

Talk about a sense of superiority.  And those willing to be paid to do this, shame on them.

More and more, people lack dignity and a conscience.


Tag3.0
by on May. 14, 2013 at 11:17 AM

Why dont they just put a relative in a wheel chair?

JacksMom1221
by Member on May. 14, 2013 at 11:18 AM
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I'm glad I'm not the only person thinking "Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just buy or rent a wheelchair?"

Quoting Tag3.0:

Why dont they just put a relative in a wheel chair?

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Tag3.0
by on May. 14, 2013 at 11:20 AM


LMAO!!!! 

Im just saying...

Quoting JacksMom1221:

I'm glad I'm not the only person thinking "Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just buy or rent a wheelchair?"

Quoting Tag3.0:

Why dont they just put a relative in a wheel chair?



jhslove
by Bronze Member on May. 14, 2013 at 11:22 AM
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*vomit*

And their kids are going to have a rude awakening when they get into the real world and realize that no, they have to wait in line just like everybody else, only they never learned how to do it.

These parents are handicapping their children, not helping them. A classic case of people having more money than brains.

MrsWhite101610
by Member on May. 14, 2013 at 11:24 AM
I wonder if a disabled navy vet would work? He can walk but needs a back brace (sarcasm)

This lady has problems
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Della529
by Matlock on May. 14, 2013 at 11:25 AM
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 This story just proves, to me, that money can't buy class.

Della529
by Matlock on May. 14, 2013 at 11:28 AM
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 Well, not really.  I don't think we realize how silver those spoons are for the 1%er's.

Quoting jhslove:

*vomit*

And their kids are going to have a rude awakening when they get into the real world and realize that no, they have to wait in line just like everybody else, only they never learned how to do it.

These parents are handicapping their children, not helping them. A classic case of people having more money than brains.

 

MelanieJK
by Silver Member on May. 14, 2013 at 11:28 AM

No ethics.   No class.    No shame.     It's part of the entitlement culture.       But whatever you  do,  don't you dare judge people!!

danijean
by Member on May. 14, 2013 at 11:28 AM
People will make money on anything! That being said we live right By bush gardens Williamsburg and have passes. We wait in line just like everyone else does but when MIL visits we love not having to wait. (she is blind) I would never hire anyone to do that.
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