The iPhone doesn't have a regular go back button, just a backspace.I don't always want to erase, I just want to scoot back a couple of words. What the hell? And no, I don't want to Select All, I just want to add an adverb right there.
Are those little tacks at the edge of the carpet the only way to hold the edge in place? Seriously, who thought of putting a line of toe-stabbing little nails where everyone steps?
Road construction on a holiday weekend. If the crews aren't working, and both lanes are still drivable, why would you not take up the barrels and let the traffic flow? Do you know how many accidents it would save from the stupid tipsy driver who doesn't realize he needs to merge until the last second and hits a family going home from a weekend at grandma's house?
And speaking of holiday drivers: if you aren't the fastest driver, stay to the left. You're annoying the rest of us. Asshole. And if you're that tired because you stayed late at grandma's house visiting with the family, just spend another night. You're a menace in a missile and grandma would love to make you breakfast in the morning. Asshole.
Child, I love you more than life itself, but stop talking.
Ok, I'm done for the moment. Got any to share?