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Be careful What You Ask

Posted by on Jun. 8, 2013 at 6:22 PM
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OMFG!!!!! I'm laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her
and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do
know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly,
you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You
think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the
electric chair.
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' 
The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

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Replies (1-10):
jllcali
by Jane on Jun. 8, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Cute joke.
snookyfritz
by Platinum Member on Jun. 8, 2013 at 6:59 PM

 Teehee

xixCandyxix
by Member on Jun. 8, 2013 at 7:05 PM

LMAO I've heard that one before. Love it.

Ms.KitKat
by Platinum Member on Jun. 8, 2013 at 7:06 PM

 Sweet

TimetoMomUp
by Runt on Jun. 8, 2013 at 7:06 PM

BAHAHAHA!

Sekirei
by Nari Trickster on Jun. 8, 2013 at 7:06 PM

lol

URHonor
by Member on Jun. 8, 2013 at 9:04 PM

LOL

muslimahpj
by Ruby Member on Jun. 8, 2013 at 9:16 PM

LOL

12hellokitty
by Platinum Member on Jun. 8, 2013 at 9:17 PM

laughing

turtle68
by Mahinaarangi on Jun. 8, 2013 at 9:19 PM

its a oldie but a goodie :-)

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