The Pope and Obama are standing on stage together in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards President Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."
Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand? Show me."
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage.
And the crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.