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PIOG Texas passes masturbation bill

Posted by on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:41 PM
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Coming down to the final minute as Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhearst forced Sen. Wendy Davis to end her filibuster, the legislature was unable to pass a widely decried abortion bill. The legislature was able to accomplish another aspect of their pro-life agenda though, a ban on male masturbation.

One Texas lawmaker joyously announced after the passing of the measure, “this marks a milestone for the pro-life movement! We must protect the unborn any way we can; I’m very proud that my fellow legislators voted to protect life, even in its earliest stages!”

The new measure will go into effect on January 1, 2014 which will make many forms of male masturbation illegal. Exceptions include sperm donations, which now must only be performed at a designated hospital facility.

New rules will also require men to sign an agreement when obtaining prescription erectile dysfunction medication which indicates they will not use the medicine for any purposes other than sexual intercourse with a woman.

Amendments added to the bill also require a permit to obtain and possess male sexual toys which could be used to assist people in violating the new law.

Those found in violation of the new law could be sentenced up to two years in prison.

Many legislators who voted in favor of the bill also voted in favor of a bill debated just prior to speed up executions in the state. Legislators were hopeful they would be able to have time to pass another bill which would have nullified Obamacare, the federal legislation in which many are decrying as government getting in between people and their doctor and making healthcare decisions for people.

http://tribuneherald.net/2013/06/26/texas-legislature-fails-on-abortion-passes-masturbation-bill/
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TattedReader
by on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:44 PM
what...the stupid this post is sputting is hurting my head
sfigu16
by Member on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:48 PM

Soooo...now they are controlling men mastubating..is that what i am reading?! that is crraaaazy!!!!

lga1965
by Ruby Member on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:49 PM
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Is this from The Onion?
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TruthSeeker.
by Milami on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:49 PM

 W   T   H

 Is this from The Onion?

tanyainmizzou
by Platinum Member on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:49 PM
You know this is a parody site it is from?
TruthSeeker.
by Milami on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:49 PM
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 And is this just for Male masturbation? :)

TruthSeeker.
by Milami on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:50 PM

 

Quoting lga1965:

Is this from The Onion?

 LOL That's what I asked.

tanyainmizzou
by Platinum Member on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:50 PM
I seriously have a headache from people who post this thinking it is real.

NWP
by guerrilla girl on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:50 PM
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LOL...

HE'S SPILLING HIS SEED ON THE GROUND!

hburnette3
by on Jul. 1, 2013 at 7:51 PM
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good luck on enforcing that.  bow down

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