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"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

Posted by on Jul. 19, 2013 at 8:24 AM
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Man: Runner defecates next to my house

Man says his security camera caught the runner in action

Published  12:01 AM MDT Jul 18, 2013

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. —A Nob Hill man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home while she was on a morning jog.

At first the man, who did not want to be identified, thought the person in question may have been homeless, and that it was a one-time occurrence.

But he said it's happened at least four times, the most recent being this past weekend.

The first time was Easter Sunday. The woman jogged near his home, made a turn, heading toward an alley nearby and did her business, the man said.

"This is malicious fecal distribution," he said.

The man said the woman always strikes on weekend mornings, and he's captured the event on a security camera.

He's hoping KOAT's story about the unusual visitor gets her attention and forces her to stop.

"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.



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Donna6503
by Gold Member on Jul. 19, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Some people, prefer to be "regular" when the time comes a calling.

I think this jogger feels, "I was able to do 'it' here last time ... why not again."

Still, the should be happy he doesn't live in India.
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NWP
by guerrilla girl on Jul. 19, 2013 at 8:48 AM
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yuk

norahsmommy
by Bronze Member on Jul. 19, 2013 at 8:50 AM
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I'd just wait and do the hose thing. It won't happen again ;)
finnbar
by Bronze Member on Jul. 19, 2013 at 8:54 AM
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Ugh. It is irresponsible to leave fecal matter out where others could come in contact with it. This is why our country doesn't have the horrendous
diseases so common in third world places: we keep our shit in sewers.
I would put up a sign saying "we have a toilet inside. Please knock for admittance"
illinoismommy83
by Bronze Member on Jul. 19, 2013 at 9:01 AM
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He could have simply put up a "no pooping" sign in the alley to stop her.

Gross.

stacymomof2
by Ruby Member on Jul. 19, 2013 at 9:26 AM
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Im thinking a sigb that says video surveillance would stop it.
IhaveHisjoy
by Silver Member on Jul. 19, 2013 at 9:29 AM
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 I just laughed.

Woodbabe
by Woodie on Jul. 19, 2013 at 9:51 AM
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Do like I suggest for rude dogs and their owners...either hide nearby with a watergun or stand inside with your hand on the sprinkler system and set it off as soon as the pooping starts....

Euphoric
by Thumper kid spanks on Jul. 19, 2013 at 10:14 AM

 Eww

Hartbrayka
by on Jul. 19, 2013 at 11:10 AM
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All he's gotta do is snap a picture of the video camera screen while she's popping a squat. Print the picture, with bright red marker draw the infamous circle with line through "no" symbol throw it on a stick and prop it in his lawn. Lmao
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