What have you been called that does not apply to you?
Another thread inspired this little post. This is a good natured poke at labels.
Apparently I am a right wing, left wing, socialist, anarchist, communist, capitalist, republican, democrat, racist, satanist, christian hater, blasphemer, anti-Semitic, statist, genital mutilating, immoral, and revolutionist. There are probably others. ;)
What have you been labeled in either the political spectrum or otherwise that does not apply to you?