Boy Scouts will get merit badges for sodomy, incest and cannibalism
Christian radio hosts: Gay Boy Scouts will get merit badges for sodomy, incest and cannibalism
Christian radio broadcasters Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner told their listeners that Boy Scouts were trying to “find the thing that God really, really, really hates the most” by allowing gay members, and soon the organization would be handing out merit badges for sodomy, incest and cannibalism.
“Manhood is a problem and the Boy Scouts are going to lead the decline since the final decision came down that the Boy Scouts as a national organization are going to invite homosexuals into the troops,” Swanson explained Friday on Generations Radio.
Buehner predicted that LGBT scoutmasters would also be invited to join, “and pretty soon you’re going to have the sodomy merit badge.”
“And after that, I guess it’s incest,” Swanson agreed. “After that, I guess it’s the cannibal merit badge, where I guess you cut up human flesh, fry it.”
“But you have to cook it in a Dutch oven out in the wilderness,” Buehner quipped.
“So that’s what the Boy Scouts are doing, they are trying to add abomination on abomination, effectively going into God’s word, trying to find the thing that God really, really, really hates the most,” Swanson concluded. “The sins listed in the Bible, going through the lists of sins in the Bible, finding the very worst ones and creating merit badges for them is where the Boy Scouts are headed.”
Listen to this audio from Generations Radio (via Right Wing Watch), broadcast Aug. 16, 2013.
https://soundcloud.com/rightwingwatch/sodomy-cannibalism-merit
Me thinks they doth protest too much.
I can't decide if they are stupid or mentally ill?
good grief.
Quoting Elkamelka:
Me thinks they doth protest too much.
Good point.
Thanks. Anyone that homophobic seems closeted to me.
Quoting lga1965:
Quoting Elkamelka:
Me thinks they doth protest too much.
Good point.
this is PRECISELY the kind of monumental derp that is putting The Onion out of business.
I may be stealing "monumental derp" if that's okay!!
Quoting autodidact:this is PRECISELY the kind of monumental derp that is putting The Onion out of business.
Oooh! I can't wait for my son to earn those!
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