Women are most at peace with their naked bodies when they're 34 years old, the magical age when, after 20 years of being overly self-critical, they finally realize how great they really are—just in time for the curtain call of the real shit show that is aging.
According to a study by a UK-based skin and body care firm women are "happiest" with their birthday suits 34. Experts attribute this to a number of different factors, like how, by their early 30s, most women have finally figured out which diet and exercise regimens work for them; or that, by that age, women have settled into long-term, loving relationships that boost their confidence "inside and out."
What they didn't mention is that, by 34, many women have had a baby, meaning that they've laid eyes on their own postpartum bodies. Once you've bounced back from that—even if not to your complete pre-pregnancy glory—you're just kind of grateful to recognize yourself, or fit back into most of your old clothes. It's like, well, this is at least better than that.