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How much are you worth? Fluff

Posted by on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:04 AM
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Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $$$.$$' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. However, if you've "Peed in the Pool" everyone will know.

1) Smoked pot -- $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50
3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
6) Went streaking -- $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20
9)Kissed your boss --$50
10) Been arrested -- $5
11) Spent time in jail -- $15
12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50
13) Played spin the bottle -- $5
14) Done something you regret -- $20
15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20
16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
17) Went skinny dipping -- $5
18) Been slapped-- $5
19) Slapped someone-- $5
20) Beat up someone -- $20
21) Been jumped -- $10
22) Ever had sex at church -- $25
23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25
24) Cheated on test -- $50
25) Vandalized something -- $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100
27) Crossed dressed -- $10
28) Given money to stripper -- $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30
30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20
31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
33) Ever drive drunk -- $20
34) Used toys while having sex -- $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
36) Had sex in a pool -- $20
37) Masturbated -- $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
39) Done oral -- $5
40) Got oral -- $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
43) Stole something -- $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25
45) Made a dirty home video -- $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30
47) Had a threesome -- $50
48) Had sex in a public place-- $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25
53) Lied to your mate -- $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

OK , now tally up your answers, then, copy paste this into your own note
to tag all of the people you want to take the test...... In the subject of your note put:
'My Bail Is... $185.00
report




I'm worth $315.50
by on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:04 AM
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QueenAtargatis
by Member on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:06 AM
$425.50. Yikes.
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parentalrights1
by on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:08 AM
Well I'll have to recount. Now I'm getting different numbers :/

Btw I realize the stripper thing is there twice so just count it once
mcginnisc
by Member on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:09 AM

$45...I'm very boring.. LOL

Claire


" I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me." Philippians 4:13 

parentalrights1
by on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:10 AM
Okay yeah my original number was right lol
purpleducky
by Silver Member on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:16 AM

$215.50

Themis_Defleo
by Bronze Member on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:19 AM
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$455.50. ;)
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KhloesMom2009
by on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:22 AM
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$355.50

I've peed in the pool...

LucyMom08
by Gold Member on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:26 AM
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I plead the 5th, haha...
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katy_kay08
by on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:26 AM
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My bail is $380

Peanutx3
by Ruby Member on Sep. 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM
$125.50
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