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At least one company cares about the furloughed people

Posted by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:15 AM
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http://www.vibrators.com/shutdown.html


Are you a federal employee that has been deemed non-essential? Do you have a little too much time on your hands and nothing to do? Is the recent government shutdown to blame?

Here at Vibrators.com we are committed to allowing our customers to find satisfaction. As vibrator enthusiasts, we want everyone to experience the pleasure that a nice vibrator can bring to partners and individuals. Besides, we know you have some free time, why not try something new?

Vibrators.com has been giving away this free vibrator for years as a bonus gift with customers' orders and it receives great reviews. It is fairly powerful, quiet, and uses a single AA battery (not included). It is 5 inches long and 1 inch in diameter, a smaller vibe. It is emblazoned with the Vibrators.com logo on one side, so that you will forever remember our generosity.

When you order this free vibe we will ship it to in a plain brown box and then hold your information in the strictest confidence. Vibrators.com has no newsletter and no mailing list. Ordering from us is completely private. We only ship you the products you order and then stay silent. Instead of bothering our past customers, we focus on finding great products and allowing customer satisfaction to drive our success. It's how we have always done business and one reason why we are successful.

What are the rules? Navigating the method of getting a free vibrator will be a little tricky. Put the vibe in your shopping cart (only 1 per customer). Choose the shipping method "Ground" (not Free Shipping, but Ground) and use the coupon code "Shutdown". The purchase will be completely free of charge. You will also receive free shipping on anything else you want to order.

The Limit: We are giving away 200 free vibes per day for as long as the shutdown lasts. We apologize that we have to cap the offer, but any more than that and it will slow down our warehouse and prevent timely delivery of our paying customers' orders. If the vibe is sold out here, check back the next day and 200 more vibes will be released. When the shutdown ends, so does the free vibe offer.

Thanks for reading, and for visiting Vibrators.com - The Easiest, Most Private Way to Buy The Perfect Vibrator.

by on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:15 AM
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Euphoric
by Bazinga! on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:17 AM

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RandRMomma
by Maya on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:19 AM
A little quality time with yourself hurts no one.
jllcali
by Jane on Oct. 7, 2013 at 12:57 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
taniamorse85
by Bronze Member on Oct. 7, 2013 at 1:08 AM

I've heard of a few freebies for furloughed employees, but this is by far the most unique one I've seen!

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