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Sarah Palin Claims Jesus Celebrated Easter

Posted by on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:08 PM
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**ETA** From the Daily Currant, just so everyone knows

Sarah Palin Claims Jesus Celebrated Easter

Oct 23, 2013

061713_atss_640-e1372211127213-257x170Sarah Palin claimed today that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter during his time on Earth.

In an interview with Fox and Friends this morning, the former Alaska governor promoted her new book about the left's "war on Christmas" and argued that all Christian holidays should return to the traditional versions practiced by Jesus.

"It makes me so gosh darn angry," Palin explained. "The liberal left in this country has targeted Christian holidays and is trying to secularize them right out of existence.

"When Jesus celebrated Easter with his disciples there were no Easter bunnies or egg hunts. There were no Easter sales at department stores or parades in the street. Easter was a special time of prayer and Christian activism.

"Jesus would gather all the townspeople around and would listen to their stories about the meaning of Easter in their lives. Then he would teach them how to love one another, how to protest Roman abortion clinics and how to properly convert homosexuals.

"You can't even do things like that these days without getting called out by some wacko left-wing human rights group. Christians had more freedom under Roman rule than we do now in our own country! We need to return Easter back to the way it was when Jesus was alive."

Gospel of Palin 

Easter is a Christian holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ on the third day after he was crucified by the Romans in the 1st century A.D. It is the most important holiday for Eastern and Orthodox Christians, and also has great significance in the West.

Because Easter is a celebration of Jesus's resurrection from the dead, it is highly unlikely that he celebrated the holiday before his death. Its first recorded instance is sometime in the mid-2nd century. This seemingly obvious fact was not lost on the Fox and Friends team, who instantly challenged Palin's assertions.

"Sarah, you know that we love you," started co-host Brian Kilmeade. "I can understand if you think Christian holidays have become too secular and you want to return to the days of the early church. But you have to know that Jesus never celebrated Easter right? I mean you have to know that. What do you think Easter celebrates?"

"Well, Brian, Easter celebrates, you know, sticking it to all the liberal lefties out there who want to be taking our guns and our freedom," Palin responded. "It celebrates the rights of the unborn and the right to religious freedom, to not have government come in and tell you who to believe in and who not to ..."

"It celebrates the death and resurrection of Jesus," Kilmeade interrupted. "It celebrates his death and resurrection from the dead. Now Sarah, tell me how can Jesus celebrate his own death before he died?"

Palin stared blankly into the screen for about 15 seconds, before co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck cut to commercial.

How far you go in life depends on your being: tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of both the weak and strong.  Because someday in life you would have been one or all of these.  GeorgeWashingtonCarver


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momtoscott
by Gold Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:11 PM
Satire, a little heavy-handed for my tastes. Although she has said some very stupid things.
Dee0886
by Bronze Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:12 PM
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beesbad
by Bronze Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:14 PM
Did this seriously happen or is it an Onion spoof? If its true - Wow, how embarrassing.
JakeandEmmasMom
by Platinum Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:15 PM
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The Onion?
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DixieL
by Dixie on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:15 PM
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I was really surprised, about just how dumb, Sarah Palin is, when I saw the movie, about when she ran for Vice President. I had no idea, that even I'm smarter about politcs than she is.

tanyainmizzou
by Platinum Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:18 PM
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Someday people will realize the Daily Current is a satire site.

Such irony....
PrimmednPunked
by Bronze Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:19 PM
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=yay satire and LMAO at people who believe it.

tanyainmizzou
by Platinum Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:19 PM
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Quoting DixieL:

I was really surprised, about just how dumb, Sarah Palin is, when I saw the movie, about when she ran for Vice President. I had no idea, that even I'm smarter about politcs than she is.




But you aren't smart enough to know this isn't true.
DixieL
by Dixie on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:20 PM
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Quoting tanyainmizzou:

Quoting DixieL:

I was really surprised, about just how dumb, Sarah Palin is, when I saw the movie, about when she ran for Vice President. I had no idea, that even I'm smarter about politcs than she is.




I didn't read the article. I just knew what I think about Sarah Palin, after I saw the movie. I don't watch or listen to anything about her anymore. I actually voted for John McCain, because I was mad that Barrack Obama was running against McCain, instead of Hillary. I didn't think Obama had enough experience to help this country after what Bush and his powers that be, did to this country. I found out that I was wrong.


I do believe that movie was true.

redheadstar
by Bronze Member on Oct. 24, 2013 at 4:22 PM
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Does she still see Russia?   LoL

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