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Here's How To Make Christmas Cookies When You're Going To Die Alone

Posted by on Dec. 22, 2013 at 4:10 AM
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All you single ladies!! Can I get a heyyyy!

by on Dec. 22, 2013 at 4:10 AM
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DestinyHLewis
by Destiny on Dec. 22, 2013 at 4:14 AM

LOL!!!! I'm not single but I could totally re write the dialogue to fit married women! ;) 

Goodwoman614
by Satan on Dec. 22, 2013 at 4:20 AM


Quoting DestinyHLewis:

LOL!!!! I'm not single but I could totally re write the dialogue to fit married women! ;) 

Hope your foot is better.

DestinyHLewis
by Destiny on Dec. 22, 2013 at 4:46 AM
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Getting there. Let's just say avoid stepping on cats! Lol thank you! ;)

Quoting Goodwoman614:


Quoting DestinyHLewis:

LOL!!!! I'm not single but I could totally re write the dialogue to fit married women! ;) 

Hope your foot is better.


Goodwoman614
by Satan on Dec. 22, 2013 at 12:48 PM

BUMP!

Kazoo22
by Bronze Member on Dec. 22, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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"Cuz you're not gonna have just one cat, let's be real." ROFL!

VooDooB
by weird cheese on Dec. 22, 2013 at 7:20 PM

I had to stop watching. I couldn't stand her butchering up that cookie dough with her hands. Woman needs a KitchenAid!

Aestas
by Gold Member on Dec. 22, 2013 at 8:35 PM

Is that anything like a Cuisinart? What do those things do, anyway?

Quoting VooDooB:

I had to stop watching. I couldn't stand her butchering up that cookie dough with her hands. Woman needs a KitchenAid!


VooDooB
by weird cheese on Dec. 22, 2013 at 8:39 PM
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I could be wrong but I believe when turned on the mixer opens a portal through time. You can go anywhere in time you want as long as you're not a Christian. Or gay.

UpSheRises
by Platinum Member on Dec. 22, 2013 at 10:27 PM
No, she just needs to let her butter soften

Quoting VooDooB:

I had to stop watching. I couldn't stand her butchering up that cookie dough with her hands. Woman needs a KitchenAid!

LauraKW
by "Dude!" on Dec. 22, 2013 at 11:02 PM
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That sounds like an opening line to a porno. I hear chickabowow in the background.

Quoting UpSheRises: No, she just needs to let her butter soften



Quoting VooDooB:

I had to stop watching. I couldn't stand her butchering up that cookie dough with her hands. Woman needs a KitchenAid!

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