Embarrassing things I used to think were true
Jack Nicklaus and Jack Nicholson were the same person. I was amazed that such a great golfer also found the time to be such a great actor.
The song "Secret Agent Man" - I thought they were saying "Secret Asian Man" and it was about a man who was Asian but was trying to pass for a white American. For anyone who doesn't know the song it's about a spy. I always wondered how they could get away with playing such a racist song on the radio.
I thought my father might really be a leprechaun.
All I can think of at the moment, but I'm sure I have more embarrassment waiting to come to the surface. Now share yours...