now that I've tucked my c*** into my panties and waxed my chest...
I just wanted to thank you ladies for the hilarity.
But it got me to thinking: if you were a black man, who would you be and why?
I'll start this one off.
I'd be this guy:
He is wicked talented, one-of-a-kind unique, a rebel in many ways.
I find him sexy.
I'd shave my b*lls for him ;)