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Ten really convincing reasons why you should start lifting weights with your vagina!

Posted by on Jan. 23, 2014 at 2:40 AM
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HAPPYPLACE AFTER DAR

We may not have flying cars, but people in the past never predicted this. 

At first, I thought this was real. Because I work on the Internet, I even already knew that the world record for a vaginal deadlift was 31 pounds, held (literally) by "intimate fitness" instructor Tatyana Kozhevnikova.

Then I thought it was fake, because the video quickly heightened to ping pong ball tricks, opening beer bottles and pickle jars, and punishing dudes.

Then I actually went to kungfuvagina.com and holy sh*t is it real.

That site, like this video, comes from life and sex coach Kim Anami, who firmly believes that women are misguidedly letting their vaginas remain weak, underutilized and underpleasuring. While I would never be caught saying such negative things about vaginas, I wish her all the best, along with anyone who wants to take her (pretty expensive) classes. For the curious, the main part of the exercises (which rang a bell from what I remembered when Tatyana first made headlines) is holding in a little jade egg all day, which sounds kinda fun. I think. I'm not really a potential customer, so go look for yourself.

That said, I'm a little intimidated by this. And when I say "I'm a little intimidated by this," I don't mean in a "oh no, my masculine role in the world is uncertain" way. I mean it in a "this video included direct threats about hurting penises" kind of way. I would still never click on one of those dubious penis-enlargement ads, but if one came along promising to teach my member self-defense from angry kegel-ninjas, I would risk all the malware in the world.

(by Johnny McNulty)

http://happyplace.someecards.com...

by on Jan. 23, 2014 at 2:40 AM
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lga1965
by on Jan. 23, 2014 at 3:05 AM
Ewwww.
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Goodwoman614
by Satan on Jan. 23, 2014 at 3:06 AM


Quoting lga1965: Ewwww.

Aww c'mon. Did you watch the video?

lga1965
by on Jan. 23, 2014 at 3:14 AM
I'm on my cell. Maybe later.....
It sounds painful. LOL.


Quoting Goodwoman614:


Quoting lga1965: Ewwww.

Aww c'mon. Did you watch the video?

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Goodwoman614
by Satan on Jan. 23, 2014 at 3:16 AM


Quoting lga1965: I'm on my cell. Maybe later.....
It sounds painful. LOL.


Quoting Goodwoman614:


Quoting lga1965: Ewwww.

Aww c'mon. Did you watch the video?

It is a humorous video. I think you will get a chuckle.

lga1965
by on Jan. 23, 2014 at 9:58 AM
Okay :-)

Quoting Goodwoman614:


Quoting lga1965: I'm on my cell. Maybe later.....

It sounds painful. LOL.




Quoting Goodwoman614:


Quoting lga1965: Ewwww.

Aww c'mon. Did you watch the video?

It is a humorous video. I think you will get a chuckle.

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purpleducky
by Silver Member on Jan. 23, 2014 at 10:57 AM

No words, just no words, lol

Goodwoman614
by Satan on Jan. 23, 2014 at 1:03 PM

BUMP!

sweet-a-kins
by Emerald Member on Jan. 23, 2014 at 5:03 PM
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 one of the best titles EVER on cafemom!

Goodwoman614
by Satan on Jan. 23, 2014 at 7:41 PM

BUMP!

N_maricle
by Member on Jan. 23, 2014 at 7:47 PM
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Lol! Love it.
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