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First Vaginal Beer: Bottled Instinct

Posted by on Mar. 30, 2016 at 5:33 PM
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USE YOUR IMAGINATION
Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer. The golden drink brewed with her lure, grace and flavored with instincts. Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?

We, The Order of Yoni, have prepared technology making creation of such unique beer possible. The beer containing a quintessence of femininity. The technology enabling materializing her loveliness, gracefulness and character, giving you the possibility of conversion of a tasty beer into a date with real goddess.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct#/story


by on Mar. 30, 2016 at 5:33 PM
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JTE11
by Bronze Member on Mar. 31, 2016 at 11:16 PM
Sure, but will there be a Vag Light? FFS.
LauraKW
by "Dude!" on Apr. 1, 2016 at 12:03 AM
No fucking thank you.
Bookwormy
by Ruby Member on Apr. 1, 2016 at 7:38 AM
2 moms liked this
I'm just guessing, April Fools!
LGAll65
by on Apr. 1, 2016 at 10:30 AM
1 mom liked this
This had better be April Fools.
Hurl
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