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The 11th husband...

Posted by on Aug. 17, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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The 11th Husband!!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." 

"What?" said the puzzled groom?
  "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" 

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. 

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. 

“Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.. 

"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. 

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. 
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"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was............  God I miss him !!. 
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"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". 

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? 

  "You're with the GOVERNMENT ".  . 
  This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."


by on Aug. 17, 2009 at 6:04 PM
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stormcris
by Christy on Aug. 17, 2009 at 6:06 PM

rolling on floor

Blueroses_78
by Member on Aug. 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM

THAT is AWESOME! *ROTFLMAO!*

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miss146mn
by on Aug. 18, 2009 at 12:35 PM

happy

Thanks for posting this, it's good to have a laugh.

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mistynights234
by on Aug. 18, 2009 at 12:45 PM

laughing 

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