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Hilarious random thoughts!!!

Posted by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 11:39 PM
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I got these off crazythoughts.com. They have a bunch. These were the best IMO.

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

Why do overalls have belt loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

What do people in China call their good plates?

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

"It won’t be like this for long.
One day soon that little girl is gonna be
All grown up and gone
Yeah, this phase is gonna fly by
So, he's tryin’ to hold on...."



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darlene_buster
by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 11:45 PM

These were hilarious...and some interesting points to ponder !!lmao

milenko_chick
by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 11:46 PM

LOL!!! Those are good. 

"What is necessary is never unwise."

ajswenson
by on Dec. 15, 2009 at 3:11 PM

Like em...thanks.

mna_823
by on Dec. 15, 2009 at 3:13 PM

lol....thanks

ballewal
by on Dec. 15, 2009 at 3:14 PM

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Why yes, they do. I have a friend who is Chinese. 
xChasingxAmyx
by on Dec. 15, 2009 at 3:16 PM

 Nice lol

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