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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...I WOULD'VE GIVEN 100% lol

Posted by on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:39 AM
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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle.

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page.
...
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner.

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half.

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

* It will simply become wet.

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands.

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack
Posted by on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:39 AM
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MarShy740
by Bronze Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:41 AM
Haha!!! Did a kid really answer those?
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jkleinman
by Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:43 AM
Omg! Lol.
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graciepaige
by Silver Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:44 AM
That is a very smart kid.
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angel_eyez
by New Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:45 AM
I would've given the kid 100% too..lol
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alexis_06
by AnnaLisa on Feb. 17, 2012 at 2:46 AM

 haha, i dunno, it was floating aroung on a friends facebook page..i stole it, cuz i thought it was cute!! totally the kinda answers i woulda given when i was in school! LOL

Quoting MarShy740:

Haha!!! Did a kid really answer those?

 

cjsix
by Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 3:02 AM

sidesplittinglaughter 

briesmomisback
by on Feb. 17, 2012 at 3:05 AM

LOL love it

friendlymom5
by Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 3:25 AM
haha thats awesome!
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MAMAsnow91
by Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 3:32 AM
I wish I was that clever
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rHOPEb
by Silver Member on Feb. 17, 2012 at 7:06 AM

too funny!!!!!!!!!! :D

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