Any other moms get zero time and privacy to themselves? I cant change my clothes, use the bathroom or take a shower without an audience. I got home from the grocery store this morning and went to change my clothes. I turned around to find my hubby and 21 month old daughter crawling behind me playing "tigers" and watching me change. Then I went to use the restroom and had a chihuahua crawling up my leg and my dd trying to crawl into my lap. Later on, as I'm pulling apart rotisserie chicken for dinner later, my stepson is asking me if I like his new dance moves and my dd is pulling my pants down. Oh the joys of motherhood!