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To Santa; From Mom

Posted by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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tThe PS melts my heart. Happy Holidays

 

Dear Santa:
I've been a good Mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my two children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than the doctor has, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter's girl scout sash with staples and a glue gun.

I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.

Here are my Christmas wishes:

I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache after a day of chasing kids (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to carry a screaming toddler out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like a car with fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music; a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals; and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.

On the practical side, I could use a talking daughter doll that says,"yes, Mommy" to boost my parental confidence, along with one potty-trained toddler, two kids who don't fight, and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools. I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting, "don't eat in the living room" and "take your hands off your brother," because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog. And please don't forget the PlayDoh Travel Pack, the hottest stocking stuffer this year for mothers of preschoolers. It comes in three fluorescent colors and is guaranteed to crumble on any carpet making the in-laws' house seem just like mine.

If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container. If you don't mind I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family; or if my toddler didn't look so cute sneaking downstairs to eat contraband ice cream in his pajamas at midnight.

Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the chimney and come in and dry off by the fire so you don't catch cold. Help yourself to cookies on the table, but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.

Yours Always...Mom

P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.

by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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youngmom33
by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 2:05 PM

AWWW it almost made me cry!!! i love it

whitneycannon22
by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 2:06 PM

aint that the truth!!


connorsmama06
by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 2:06 PM

LOL I love it. Thanks

jenerica
by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 3:54 PM

Indeed.

trish2tew
by Member on Dec. 15, 2008 at 5:59 PM

So sweet. I di.d cry

Quoting youngmom33:

AWWW it almost made me cry!!! i love it


madysmommysgirl
by on Dec. 15, 2008 at 6:07 PM

so totally true. as a matter of fact im letting my 3 yr old take a nap right now knowing full well im gonna have problems getting her to bed later all because after cleaning most of the house, packing up some of her toys to make room for new one, and cooking i just need 20 mins to myself! in the peace and freaking quiet. i even muted the tv and jumped on here for a moment. ugh.

love this post. thanks mama!

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