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OK, so I found this funny... (Some offensive language)

Posted by on Apr. 8, 2009 at 7:39 AM
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Wal-Mart Greeter...

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't
believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and
thank you for shopping at Wal- Mart. '
by on Apr. 8, 2009 at 7:39 AM
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Brandie_xo
by on Apr. 8, 2009 at 7:41 AM

hahaha

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Tatertot3
by on Apr. 8, 2009 at 7:46 AM

 Haha thats too funny

faeryheart
by on Apr. 8, 2009 at 8:47 AM

rolling on floor 


sahm_of_rj
by on Apr. 8, 2009 at 8:48 AM

 LOL :)  Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!

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