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Kid in the Closet

Posted by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 12:54 PM
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet.

The woman's husband also comes home.   She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.


The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy how much?'

Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'


A few days later, the
Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'


The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'


Boy: '$1,000'


The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'


They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.


The boy says, 'Dark in here.'


The priest says, 'Don't start that crap again;  you're in my closet now...


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jeweldog
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Damn... don't do that... I almost peed myself laughing so hard! 

bouncing

rockinmomto2
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 12:59 PM

LOL!!! I needed a laugh today. Hilarious!


trobnolte
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:01 PM

That was a good one. Hilarious!!!!!

monkeysmom2003
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:01 PM

rolling on floor

I would love to have some amigas !! that
also speak Spanish .(I'm Mexican but raised in the USA) I'm a stay at
home mom of two kids  . a five year old boy and a two year old girl .
they are my world .. my dh is American and we met in high school .we
got secretly married on march 19 2003.. during spring break .  and on
our honeymoon we each went to our own home to sleep , also i do believe
in a god , but not in the bible. so if you will like to know me better
send me a friend request .. O yeah I write better in Spanish!

ashli488
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:02 PM

haha that was hilarious!!!

carrieasia
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:02 PM

omg that was too funny!

CafeMom Tickers


misamores96
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:05 PM

laughingLMAObouncing

alwaysyoung
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:08 PM


Quoting ashli488:

haha that was hilarious!!!


Trotterswife
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 1:09 PM


Quoting misamores96:

laughingLMAObouncing


mommytoG
by on Aug. 12, 2009 at 2:10 PM

thought yall might like that

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