"I wish someone else would...[fill in the blank]!"

I wish someone else would change all the poopy diapers! I'll do the pee ones... :-).

-- Elizabeth

I wish somebody else would help around the house since I do it ALL.

I wish someone else would give me a well deserve vacations away from the kids LOL.

i wish someone else would work for me today so i could spend a holiday with my kids

I wish someone else would help get Adrian to sleep. Tuesday night he kept doing something that made me very annoyed and downright mad. I'd feed him and he'd stop eating after two gulps so I thought he was full and would just suck on his blanket (the thing he uses for a pacifier) and fall asleep. I layed down and got comfortable in my bed and right as I dozed off, he would wake up and start whining for his bottle again. We did this about six times and by the time he was actually asleep for the night, I was overwhelmed. I cried for thirty minutes from frustration and exhaustion and I ended up waking up my mom to get her help. Honestly I was afraid to try to sleep because he would wake me up right after I dozed off. He did it again last night when I decided to nap while he napped and it made me so upset! Luckily tonight he went to sleep with much less fuss.

Put my daughters' clothes back on again.........and again.........and again.........and again.........(proud mother of a 2 yr old!) 

I wish someone else would clean my house and keep it clean, so I can put up Christmas decorations without having to do all that first!

Quoting jiffypop2207:

i wish someone else would work for me today so i could spend a holiday with my kids

This.

I wish someone else would.. Shave my legs for me i can't reach! LOL or take care of the poopy pull ups cause my stomach cant handle that right now..

I wish someone else would wash the disgusting greasy deer-sausage dishes that THEY made when they cooked only themselves breakfast!!!!!