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Funny Questions

Posted by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 7:45 PM
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 Feel free to add your own ... or maybe even answer a few

1. if 7-11 is open 24 hrs & all holidays, why does it have locks on the front door?

2. why does the dollar store really need a security officer?

3. does the 99 cent store really think I'm going to go bankrupt over a penny?

4. have you "pushed" the door when it clearly reads "pull" or vice versa?

5. ever walk into the other room to grab something, only to get there and forget what you wanted to grab?

6. why wear fur lined Uggs in 80* weather?

by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 7:45 PM
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lauratupper
by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 9:00 PM

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

If God sneezed, what would you say to him?

Isn't is a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


Honeybun09
by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 9:02 PM

BUMP!

Schleetle
by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 9:08 PM

LoL

Chrissy9479
by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 9:10 PM

 why are there 10 hotdogs in a package but only 8 buns?

why are they called hamburgers if they are made out of beef?

why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

mommyhonu
by Mary on Jun. 13, 2010 at 11:25 PM

 lol!

babygomez
by April on Jun. 13, 2010 at 11:42 PM

-Why is "bra" singular but "panties" plural?

-Why are they IN a movie but they're ON tv?

-Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

-If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?

mslyricalbedlam
by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 11:48 PM

 lol, bump!

Ambereno144
by on Jun. 13, 2010 at 11:50 PM

 hahaha these are awesome!! bump.

mummaof2lilboys
by on Jun. 14, 2010 at 9:53 AM

rolling on floor

la_bella_vita
by on Jun. 14, 2010 at 1:50 PM

 lol

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