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Posted by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 2:18 AM
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 A man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage they both agreed that she would go back to Italy and have the baby and if she stayed there he would he would provide her with child support until the child's 18th birthday.

 The mistress agreed but asked how would he know when the baby was born. He told her drop off a post card with the word "speghetti" on the back.

 9 months later he came home and his wife told him that he got a very stange postcard in the mail that day. He read the card and fainted.

 It read: SPEGHETTI, SPEGHETTI, SPEGHETTI 2 with meatballs & one without. Send EXTRA sauce!

by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 2:18 AM
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Jessie8706
by on Sep. 28, 2010 at 2:22 AM

Why did raggedy ann get kick out of the doll house???????

Because she sat on pinocchios nose and said lie to me lie to me....lol

rolling on floor

 

 

 

mommyhonu
by Mary on Sep. 28, 2010 at 5:42 AM

BUMP!

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