*No offense intended, it's just a joke.
Three women are fleeing from the cops. They run into a chinese resturaunt and beg the owner to let them hide there. He allows this and leads the women to the storage room in the back. They each hide in an empty wooden crate. Shortly after they hide, the cops barge in and tell the owner that they have to search the place. The owner follows them into the storage room and the cops start looking through everything. When they see the crates an officer kicks the first crate. The redhead within says "cluck cluck cluck." The owner quickly says "I only use fresh chicken in soup. Good for the body." The cop goes to the next crate and bangs his fist on it. The brunette inside says "hiss hiss hiss." The owner taps the officer on the arm and says "Snake meat good aphrodisiac," and winks at the man. The officer shakes his head and goes to the third crate. After giving it a light knock the blond inside says "potatoes."
Three women are fleeing from the cops. They run into a chinese resturaunt and beg the owner to let them hide there. He allows this and leads the women to the storage room in the back. They each hide in an empty wooden crate. Shortly after they hide, the cops barge in and tell the owner that they have to search the place. The owner follows them into the storage room and the cops start looking through everything. When they see the crates an officer kicks the first crate. The redhead within says "cluck cluck cluck." The owner quickly says "I only use fresh chicken in soup. Good for the body." The cop goes to the next crate and bangs his fist on it. The brunette inside says "hiss hiss hiss." The owner taps the officer on the arm and says "Snake meat good aphrodisiac," and winks at the man. The officer shakes his head and goes to the third crate. After giving it a light knock the blond inside says "potatoes."
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