You know at some time or another your little one will cause everyone to look at you and laugh. I have 3 boys and the one thing I always knew would happen is getting peed on in public.
At Chase's 2 week check up he got weighted. Back then (he's almost 5) you HAD to strip the baby. No clothes or diaper. So on the why back to the room (right across the hall) he started peeing. I was holding him and all the nurses thought it was it was the funnest thing in the world.
Then my new born Cole - as soon as he was born the doc. laid him on my stomach and he started peeing. At that point I'm already naked in a room full of people I don't know so I was just glad to get it out of the way.
What your embarrassing story? Most of us need a good laugh today.