Do you have a funny story from giving birth?
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After I had giving birth to my 1st child they put me in a new bed. The nurse broke that bed while I was in it.She was messing with the controls. She had me sitting straight up with my legs straight up so I was in a taco shape. The bed would not move from this position. So I had to get up and get in ANOTHER bed. Thank goodness, I have a sense of humor.
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that had to be funny did you get a picture of that.
this didnt happen to me but my cuz when she gave birth to her son the doc was about to hand landen to his daddy when he fainted my cuz was pissed at her bf for a week. but now we all laugh at it
Quoting housefullofkidz:
After I had giving birth to my 1st child they put me in a new bed. The nurse broke that bed while I was in it.She was messing with the controls. She had me sitting straight up with my legs straight up so I was in a taco shape. The bed would not move from this position. So I had to get up and get in ANOTHER bed. Thank goodness, I have a sense of humor.
I was nearing transition and kinda flying high on endorphins. I told my husband "We're adopting the next one," meaning that I didn't want to do it again for a while. Everyone laughed but there's more to the story... if you don't mind slight racial humor then highlight the space below...
After I said we were adopting the next one my husband asked me "Do you want to adopt a black or an Asian baby?" trying to lighten the mood and I said "I want a Blasian"
I wasn't trying to be funny, and no one in my family is racist, I just couldn't make ANY decisions and so I combined the options lol.
I do still want to adopt some day lol.
Oh my goodess. Too funny! Your witty in labor!
Quoting Ati_13:
I was nearing transition and kinda flying high on endorphins. I told my husband "We're adopting the next one," meaning that I didn't want to do it again for a while. Everyone laughed but there's more to the story... if you don't mind slight racial humor then highlight the space below...
After I said we were adopting the next one my husband asked me "Do you want to adopt a black or an Asian baby?" trying to lighten the mood and I said "I want a Blasian"
I wasn't trying to be funny, and no one in my family is racist, I just couldn't make ANY decisions and so I combined the options lol.
I do still want to adopt some day lol.
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This is probably going to make me sound completely horrible...but I couldnt help it.
I had just given my last push and she was out. They flopped her onto my tummy and the first thing I said when I saw her was "Oh my God, eeew!" lol I honestly wasnt expecting her to come out squeaky clean or anything. but I didnt know they were going to flop her on my belly all gooey & slimy! lmao
Im really weird about body fluids & blood even boogers. So it really grossed me out.
You should have seen the look the Dr. & nurses gave me. they laughed about it too though.
Lmao I did the same thing but I just did'nt say anything but my hubby said the look on my face was priceless haha.
Quoting MelaniesMama:This is probably going to make me sound completely horrible...but I couldnt help it.
I had just given my last push and she was out. They flopped her onto my tummy and the first thing I said when I saw her was "Oh my God, eeew!" lol I honestly wasnt expecting her to come out squeaky clean or anything. but I didnt know they were going to flop her on my belly all gooey & slimy! lmao
Im really weird about body fluids & blood even boogers. So it really grossed me out.You should have seen the look the Dr. & nurses gave me. they laughed about it too though.
The anesthesiologist was giving me a bolus of epi and didn't screw the syringe good enough to the tube and as she was pushing really hard to get the meds in it skirted everywhere mostly all over my face. Everybody was laughing and so was I...at the same time I had a contraction...i was hurting pretty bad but man was it ever funny.
well lets see with my last I was pushing hard because I wanted the kid out NOW and there was alot of amniotic fluid behind her. So right after she popped out a ton of fluid shot out and kind of went everywhere. Hubby was right near the action so he got sprayed. I was watching her come out so I didn't really see him but I heard an 'oh my!' from a nurse and saw a flurry of activity in the corner. Hubby was ripping off his sweater in one fluid motion and tossing it to the ground. He was right back next to me in a flash and was holding baby a couple minutes later. He has a thing about body fluids and he really got splashed.
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for dd 1 as soon as they ploped her on my belly first thing i said was " she looks chinese" and no i was not being racist neither was a jokin .. she literally look more like an asian baby... she is white/italian/mexican........
2nd dd i was in and out of sleep.. crackin the surgeons.. tellin them to be careful with that bun cause it was probly burnt from stayin 2 weeks extra.. lol they all had a crack about that.. or jokin about her being a halloween baby.. i seriously was out of it lol..
Bumbo baby seat being branded as unsafe for children *PIOG*
- housefullofkidz
on Nov. 21, 2009 at 8:42 AM