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You Know You're 9 months Pregnant When you ......

Posted by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:29 PM
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*Feel 300 pounds heavier than you are, compliments of your swollen feet 

*Can fit only one person in your queen size bed b/c it's covered in mounds of pillows 

*Think every little pain might be a contraction 

*Drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it, thinking, do i really need that?

*Call your husband and he picks up in the 1st ring 


These were from american baby magazine.. It thought was funny and so true... 

ok  ladies who are 9months add to the list .. 

I Really like the last 2 

Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:29 PM
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justine22808
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:30 PM

BUMP!

evansmommy03
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:31 PM

Pee every half hour.

Waddle when you walk.

Can't stand up without some help.

When your family checks everyday to see if you are having a baby yet.

Becky.Mom.of.2
by Gold Member on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:33 PM

 My husband does not answer on the first ring LOL

 The bending over is true for me though. I left a washcloth on the kitchen floor for days because I did not feel like getting it.

 You know you're 9 months pregnant when with every move you groan, grunt or sigh.

Labellavita10
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:34 PM

 I am only 8m however this made me laugh!!...its so true for me now!..my bed looks like my pillows mass reproduced. i hate bending over and although she still has a while to cook in there every pain i have i think Oh shit this is it!!...

But id have to say you know your 9m pregnant when..

You get our of breath walking to the fridge to get your 15th snack of the day

coleys_mom_06
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:36 PM

lmao i like the one about dropping something....soooo true!

mem82
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:42 PM

lol

mom3bc
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 5:43 PM


Quoting Becky.Mom.of.2:

 My husband does not answer on the first ring LOL

 The bending over is true for me though. I left a washcloth on the kitchen floor for days because I did not feel like getting it.

 You know you're 9 months pregnant when with every move you groan, grunt or sigh.

LOL 

mem82
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 6:36 PM

BUMP!

Loveing_My_Life
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 6:38 PM

 Everytime you say ouch dh thinks it time!

Meghan1987
by on Apr. 23, 2011 at 6:38 PM
Lol im 32wks n I already sigh lol these.r funny.tho
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