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My Fetus Abuses Me! :) *humor*

Posted by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 5:50 AM
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Dear CafeMom,
I'm so ready for this pregnancy to be over. My stomach is huge, my uterus is 1000xs larger than normal, it's 'possessed' at times, and I have to pee all the freaking time! On top of that - I sometimes can't breathe now, feel something crawl up into my ribcage, and if I wake up and gotta pee - the baby is shoved up into my ribcage thanks to my child's trampoline/teething bag. I'm ready to hold my little girl and wake up to every blood curdling scream she will make because by golly she won't be trying to claw up and gnaw with her gums on my bladder. Oh not to mention, I WON'T miss being lightheaded and the horrible HORMONES! End of rant. :)
Sincerely,
One cranky prego.


I originally wrote this for my friends on facebook and it go such a positive response that I thought I would repost it on here and if I can make at least one other person giggle other than me that I've done my job. :)

new baby


Excited to meet my little girl in a few short weeks. ♥  

by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 5:50 AM
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Santina25
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 3:42 PM
Lol
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AProsser
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 3:53 PM
LOL ;)
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tinydeena23
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Lol
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Belle8402
by on Mar. 4, 2012 at 3:55 PM
Lol. I can't breathe either :/ just 5 more weeks to go!!
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