I don't get to eat desserts often. So I am very happy when I get too. But I have noticed the last two times I've eaten baked goods I've swollen up in my hands and feet. Last night my husband made cookies, my second favorite kind of cookies. I ate two and all day my hands and feet have been swollen. Strike three.
Me and Lil girl are now at war. She has invaded my body, made me sick for 17 weeks, is using my ribs as her personal jungle gym, my bladder as a soccer ball, my pelvis is coming part, I can hardly walk, made most of my food taste like ass this whole time, and now she wants to take my sweets! Oh no, lil one. NO. You have gone way to far now. You are hereby evicted. Consider this your 30 day notice to vacate my womb!