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What not to name your dog (some humor for us!)

Posted by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".  I call mine "Sex".  Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.  When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.  He said, "I'd like to have one too"!  Then I said, "But this is a dog."  He said he didn't care what he looked like.  Then I said, "You don't understand.  I've had Sex since I was nine years old".  He said I must have been quiet a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.  I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my husband and me and a special room for Sex.  He said that every room in the place was for sex.  I said, "You don't understand.  Sex keeps me awake at night".  The clerk said, "Me too".

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around.  I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.  He told me I should have sold my OWN tickets.  "But you don't understand", I said.  "I had hoped to have Sex on TV".  He called me a show-off.

When my husband and I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog.  I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married".  The judgesaid, "Me too".  Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me.  He said, "Me too".

Last night Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town for him.  A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 2 o'clock in the morning"?  I said I was looking for Sex.

My case comes up next Friday.

lol =D



by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:03 AM
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rachelsmom3
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:08 AM

lol

cherylvan
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:14 AM

LOL That one was good!!!!!

LexisMom1226200
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:19 AM

Just a little back ground here.  My DH and I own a hunting facility and we have a lot of hunting dogs and DH wants to name one of our new puppies "make me".  I flat out refuse because when you call a dog you say his name and then come.  Now put the name and the command together. "make me" come!!

 

LOL LOL LOL

Courtney

RCook
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 9:38 AM

Yeah, I'd refuse too!

LOL LOL LOL

Quoting LexisMom1226200:

Just a little back ground here.  My DH and I own a hunting facility and we have a lot of hunting dogs and DH wants to name one of our new puppies "make me".  I flat out refuse because when you call a dog you say his name and then come.  Now put the name and the command together. "make me" come!!

 

LOL LOL LOL

Courtney


RCook
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 1:16 PM

Just a bump so other mommas can read. lol

mom2LynAvi
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 1:22 PM

lol

Dixichic
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 1:28 PM

LOL

Quoting RCook:

Yeah, I'd refuse too!

LOL LOL LOL

Quoting LexisMom1226200:

Just a little back ground here.  My DH and I own a hunting facility and we have a lot of hunting dogs and DH wants to name one of our new puppies "make me".  I flat out refuse because when you call a dog you say his name and then come.  Now put the name and the command together. "make me" come!!

 

LOL LOL LOL

Courtney

 


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Dixichic
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 1:29 PM


Quoting cherylvan:

LOL That one was good!!!!!


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Marah2008
by Silver Member on Jan. 2, 2009 at 2:00 PM

BUMP! That was great!!

sylviapike26
by on Jan. 2, 2009 at 2:10 PM

HaHa....That was a good one...Thanks

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