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Most embarrassing 1st date!

Posted by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 2:34 AM
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I got this from a friend and had to share. Maybe it can make someone laugh themselves into labor :)

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show,

I hope you're sitting down when you read it!



This is the funniest date story I've ever heard.


It's definitely the best first date story.


We've all had bad dates but this takes the cake!



Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.




The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question

as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold.

The guy had taken her skiing in the mountains

outside Salt Lake City, Utah.


It was a day trip (no overnight).


They were strangers,after all,

and had met only once before.


The outing was fun but relatively uneventful

until they were headed home late that afternoon.


They were driving back down the mountain,

when she gradually began to realize that she

should not have had that extra latte.


They were about an hour away from anywhere

with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere!



Her companion suggested she try to hold it,

which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow

and slow going, there came a point where

she told him that he had better stop and let her go

beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car!



They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and proceeded to go.
In the deep

snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest

against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion
stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and

indeed, was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.


All she could think about was the relief she felt despite

the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.



Upon finishing however, she soon became aware

of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants,

the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly

glued against the car's' fender.
Thoughts of tongues

frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she

attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.


It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem,

due to the extreme cold.



Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about "What
is taking so long?'' with a reply that indeed, she was
''freezing her butt off'', and in need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself

with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to

compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,

they were also faced with a real problem.


Both agreed it would take something hot to free

her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the

predicament in the first place, both quickly realized

that there was only one way to get her free!

So, as she looked the other way,

her first time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and

pee her butt off the fender!


As the audience screamed in laughter,

she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.


Or perhaps that should be 'pants down!



'And you thought your first date was embarrassing!



Jay Leno's comment...

'This gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off!'

Oh and how did the first date turn out?

He became her husband,

and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.


If you laughed at this pass it on,

but only to those who

would not be offended by Leno's comment!

by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 2:34 AM
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Replies (1-6):
brandilynn4107
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 2:44 AM

laughing

mom2LynAvi
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 12:09 PM

bump

Dixichic
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 1:36 PM

laughingthats to funny!!

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lajoy
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 1:41 PM

That story has been going around the email circuit for years. Still funny.

KatieFlower
by Bronze Member on Jan. 21, 2009 at 1:41 PM

LOL! OMG that sucks! too funny thanx

sparklebug86
by on Jan. 21, 2009 at 1:47 PM

oh thats funny! :)

On our first date, we got into a bad car accident (me being the driver...of course!) That night I learned what kind of a man my soon to be DH was. He took complete control of the situation and even offered to pick me up the next morning to take my car to the body shop and then take me to work. Oddly enough, we talked about the first time we knew that we loved each other, and he said he fell in love with me because of the way that I clung to him during that time and he realized that he was looking for someone that needed him to take charge. I thought it was ironic that we fell in love at the same time but for different reasons.... :)

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