The funny things toddlers/preschoolers say

Ha! Too cute. :)

Quoting PEEK05:

Let's hear some funny ones!

Just earlier, a toy told my 3 year old daughter "See you later alligator" and she responded "No, I'm Elma." (Elma is what she calls herself haha)

Outside DD picked up a little piece of rubber that broke off of one of the mats on our steps. It was shaped like a leaf. She said to me, "This looks like YOU!" Then she put it on my head and said, "YOU are on YOU!" and she giggled as it fell off.

The other day DD was sniffing and then she said, "I'm sniffing you!" I asked her what I smelled like and she said, "You smell like food. You smell like a COOKIE!"

DD fell and I didn't notice the blood she got on my shoulder--so I didn't realize she'd busted her lip until about an hour later when she came to me upset and said, "My mouth is crunchy, Mommy!" Poor kiddo. Now every time it starts to bother her that's what she says.

I save these in a file so I don't lose them! I have tons. :)

DD handed me an oat and said, "Here Mommy. It's a cucumber."

As we sat in the car watching DS and his friend, Kate, bounce into school together, DD said, "Kate is the cutest children I ever seed!"

Me: Would you like some fruit?
DD: Yes!
Me: What kind of fruit would you like?
DD: ICE CREAM!

In our house, nothing beats hearing them sing the words they think are in a song (especially Christmas)!!!  Instead of "Sleep in Heavenly Peace", we got "Sleep with Heavenly Cheese".  My son wanted to know if Jesus liked string cheese or grilled cheese better :)