My ds is quite the smart alec. One day I had been trying to get him to get dressed for 20 minutes.
"(Ds) if you don't get your clothes on by the time I'm done changing laundry over I'm going to get your butt."
"Then what should you do?"
"Hide from you."
Another clothing battle (as the kid would rather be naked). "Put your clothes on." He then lays his shirt on top of his body. "No, but your clothes on your body!" He then puts his underwear on his head. Well, he's was following what I said...