1 Nothing comes before God

2 Nothing comes after God before Family

3 Nothing comes after God and Family before Country

4 I am a raging Republican, and I'm okay with that.

5 Sometimes God gives us a second chance, mine's name is Chad

6 Anything worth doing is worth doing well

7 If you can't say anything nice, you aren't looking at the whole picture.

8 Even the most annoying people can be highly entertaining

9 If you want it done right, don't try to do it yourself unless you have the degree.

10 If at first you don't succeed...  change the rules.