Love: "If it works out, it's the best thing in the world. If it doesn't work out, it's like having your heart torn out and chopped up in to little pieces while you watch."

"Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives."

"Humor crazy people when you're at their mercy"

"If you keep the gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes."

"Most people don't fight well after you break their arm at the elbow."

"Loving monsters always ends badly for the human."

"A: Never look a vampire in the eyes. B: Never take your eyes off the vampire in front of you to glance at the werewolf in back of you. C: Master vampires are not good to be around when they are angry."

"Don't volunteer for slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy."

"I talk to myself every once in awhile. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it."

"He moved like a dancer, or a cat, a smooth, gliding walk. Energy and grace contained, waiting to explode into violence."