Where to begin. I'm a snarky stay at home mother of one. I have a wee fey girl and an amazing husband who manages two restaurant kitchens. I'm a half-assed housewife trying to figure out how to stay one step ahead of the dishes and the laundry. I lurve to cook, sew, crochet, knit, paint, think and write. Until I figure out how to stop time, most of that happens in my headspace, while nursing. I do cook though...lots, we gots to eat! Oh, and I am super opinionated and talkative (or type-ative?) I curse like a pirate and will eventually offend you.