Top ten signs that you are addicted to café mom.

10. You've started calling your husband DH.

9. When showing people photos of your family you make them vote for their favorite.

8. You keep a detailed list of who voted for which photo.

7. You've tried to add a sweet pea to a hand written letter.

6. When asking someone a question you actually give them 2 to 6 options for a response.

5. Your next child's name has numbers at the end of it.

4. Your resume has café mom administrator on it.

3. When talking one on one with a person, you actually say "LOL" instead of just laughing out loud.

2. After reading the newspaper you call the editor to ‘vote popular' on certain articles.

1. You spend more time talking about your kids than you do talking to your kids.