FUNKMAMA

Carson's Mommy
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    • Carson Carson 5 years old

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    Cowboy Bud

    by FUNKMAMA posted at 12:01 PM on Jun. 3 , 2008

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    Backwards Robbery

    by FUNKMAMA posted at 10:09 AM on Jun. 3 , 2008

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    So much tragedy this week...

    by FUNKMAMA posted at 10:15 AM on May. 30 , 2008

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    Sobbing my eyes out.

    by FUNKMAMA posted at 12:33 PM on May. 21 , 2008

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    hilbilimac wrote at 9:47 PM on Aug. 14 , 2008

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    LUUUUUUV your playlist. May copy it completely. How's it goin' funkgirl?

    tylaursmom wrote at 11:20 AM on Aug. 13 , 2008

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    O GIRLS!!! YOU 2 ARE GORGEOUS!!! HE WILL COME ALONG EVENTUALLY - JUST WAIT. BLOCK IT OUT OF YOUR MIND AND HE WILL POP UP WHEN LEAST EXPECTED!!!! THINK POSITIVE!!!

    hilbilimac wrote at 12:49 PM on Jul. 25 , 2008

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    What a terror of a date!! Oh well, one down, some billions to go...ugh. Sounds like you are going through a real cleansing time preparing for the marathon, etc. I'm not sure how to move through that kind of spiritual experience with a toddler and an 82-yr-old grandpa here--ha! I understand not having time, but I did enjoy it, too.

    hilbilimac wrote at 8:17 PM on Jul. 24 , 2008

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    Oh geez...sorry about the former potential Mr. Funk. Frustrating. I work on my workstation here whenever I am awake. After about 7pm, I get "screen blur" and have trouble seeing things!!! Poor potential future Mr. Funk--he needs to fix that little problem (or was it big? :)

    tylaursmom wrote at 4:36 PM on Jul. 24 , 2008

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    O MY!!! WORK CAN INTERFERE WITH A LOT THAT WE WANT TO DO - CAN'T IT? AND PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP ON THE GUYS - HE IS OUT THERE AND HE WILL BE LIKE NO OTHER THAT YOU HAVE MET BEFORE!!!! LOVE YA SWEETIE!! LOVE CLARE

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    My name is Lauren. I am a single (and lovin it!) mama of a precious 14 month old baby boy, Carson. He is the love of my life. The sun rises and sets by him. Brad, my son's father; is a confusing story. We were engaged, we had just bought a house, we started a company together.... he didnt want kids. So he left when I found out I was pregnant.... over time though, he has become more a part of Carson's life... We have become good friends and I am glad that he finally came around.

    My religious beliefs are very unusual. I am a Christian but enjoy studying different religions. I am what you call a Gnostic. I am interested in true crime (COME JOIN MY GROUP, TRUTH HURTS), philosophy, magic, dreams (MY GROUP, UNDERSTANDING THE DREAMWORLD), music, fantasy novels, and anything to do with the supernatural... weird huh?

    Well, thats just the way I like it!

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      I am an Aquarius:     

    Progressive, original, idealist, altruistic, issue-oriented, charismatic, up-to-date, visionary, humanitarian, personable, imaginative, generous, inspiring, practical, congenial, casual, open-minded, amiable, inventive, off-beat, but can be rebellious, eccentric, thoughtlessness, contrarian, childish, aloof, uninvolved, obstinate, antisocial, unconventional, impressionable

    Carson is an Aries:     

    Outgoing,  Extravert, Energetic, Dynamic, Courageous, Generous, Strong, Extravagant but sometimes can be arrogant, insecure, jealous, concerned with looks and others' opinion

     

    ARIES BABY:
    As the natural child of the zodiac we would expect Aries to be a happy baby. Not only are Aries among the happiest babies, but they are also the most enthusiastic and curious.

    As soon as they crawl you will find your Aries offspring searching into every nook and cranny they can find. Aries need a lot of approval, and this is especially true as young children. On the one hand they want to be seen as brave adventurers, but when they return for their emergency supplies of sandwiches and sweets they have to be told how special and brave they are.

    Aries children are great fun as they love to joke and unusually for children they are even able to laugh at themselves, as long as its making the people around them feel happy.

     

     

    Before I was a Mom,
    I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.
    I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
    I never thought about immunizations.

    Before I was a Mom -
    I had never been puked on.
    Pooped on.
    Chewed on.
    Peed on.

    I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
    I slept all night.

    Before I was a Mom,
    I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
    Or give shots.
    I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
    I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
    I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

    Before I was a Mom,
    I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down.
    I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't
    stop the hurt.
    I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
    I never knew that I could love someone so much.
    I never knew I would love being a Mom.

     

     

    Before I was a Mom -

    I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
    I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.

    I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
    I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so
    important and happy.

    Before I was a Mom -
    I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.

    I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache,
    the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
    I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a
    Mom.

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