Let's see ... I am a wife, mother, sister, daughter, aunt, and friend. I'm very laid back and I tend to go with the flow ...but don't let that fool you. I'm opinionated and I'm NOT a push over when I feel strongly about something. I love to laugh. I love to see direct results from the things I set out to do. I'm clumsy. Very clumsy. It used to make me mad. I've come to accept this as just the way I am and now I can laugh about it. More than likely at some point during the day I'll either run in to something, fall, drop something, or worse. I'll probably laugh it off. If you're here with me, just laugh it off too. We can't change the way we are, but we can change the way we react to ourselves and others. I've chosen to LAUGH. Oh - one more thing...you CAN NOT offend me. Seriously. You can't. Talk as dirty as you like. Tell crude jokes. I just don't care. If it's funny, I'll laugh. If it's not, I won't. But I won't be offended. I promise. I have a strong belief that if you offend easily, there's something you need to look at within yourself. You need to stop taking everything so seriously and so personally. If you really don't like something someone is saying ... THEN STOP LISTENING. Move on! Turn the channel. Don't stomp on other people's first amendment right of free speech just because you're too "SENSITIVE" to live like a normal person. Stop inflicting your SELF RIGHTEOUS anger on other people. Geez. Relax. Enjoy life. Take things in stride. Joke around. Laugh a little. You'll feel better if you do.