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About

  • Location: finger lakes region of NY
  • Mom of two evil masterminds
  • Interests: walking, cooking, recipes, home improvement, pets
  • CafeMom Veteran

Kids

  • Boy
    Ashton
  • Girl
    Sydnee
  • Personal Statement

    I am Jo.  I am 39.  I have a twisted sense of humor and a very unique way of seeing the world around me.

    I have two active, ambitious children.  Sydnee is 17 and Ashton is 15.  I homeschooled them until this year so I could raise them to be evil.  We are due to have another evil mastermind hold the world hostage.

    I also am a foster parent. The kids need minions.

    I live in a tiny town in upstate NY.  Easier to keep under the radar here and train the kids in evil.

    My kids play piano and practice taekwondo.  Piano is one of those things to charm people and get them off guard.  The taekwondo will be needed when they are holding the world hostage. 

    We also help me foster animals for a local rescue. It's a front so we look "nice".

    We have a very large dog, more horse than dog (200 lb St Bernard).  Three cats of our own.  A snake to throw at my ex mother in law.  Lots of fish to threaten to feed our enemies to.  Two rats, because they will eat anything. And we just lost our taranchula to old age, she was 20.

    I have an EMBA and own a real estate investment company. I'm also working on my PhD, all the evil masterminds have PhDs.

    Good luck when we take over the world, the kids have tempers.

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