I am Jo.  I am 31.  I have a twisted sense of humor and a very unique way of seeing the world around me.

I have been married for 10 years.  Some how he has managed to survive it, but it has not discouraged my attempts to kill him.

I have two active, ambitious children.  Sydnee is 9 and Ashton is 7.  I homeschool them so I can raise them to be evil.  We are due to have another evil mastermind hold the world hostage.

I live in a tiny town in upstate NY.  Easier to keep under the radar here and train the kids in evil.

My kids play piano and practice taekwondo.  Piano is one of those things to charm people and get them off guard.  The taekwondo will be needed when they are holding the world hostage.  They also help me foster animals for a local rescue. Its a front so we look "nice".

We have two very large dogs, more horses then dog.  Five cats of our own.  A snake to throw at my mother in law.  Lots of fish to threaten to feed our enemies to.  And we just lost our taranchula to old age, she was 20.

Good luck when we take over the world, the kids have tempers.