So here it is: Im  a 23 yr old  SAHM (because im lazy of course) ,I have a 2 yr old son and am pregnant with #2 EDD10-18-09! I had my son before i was married (because i  was irresponsible of course and theres no way possible that  i wanted him), Im Living with my fiancee and we dont plan on getting married anytime soon (im going to hell). My son was forumla fed (oh wait a minute formulas not food,  its medical intervention so i  guess he was starved),   but this baby  will be breast fed (UH OH! I love one more then the other!)disposable diapered, ( beacuse i dont care about the evniroment) or his health) circumsized  (because i didnt think he was good enough the was he is) vaccinated (because im uneducated), and slept in our bed for the first 6 months even though he had a crib (becasue i didnt want him have independance).  He takes a bath with mommy if wants to until he gets older( becasue im a nasty person) He rides forward facing in the car  at 1 and 20(because i dont care about his safety). I am Bisexual ( that means i am confused and cant decide), I voted Obama (because i  hate America), I am prochoice  in most cases( because i support murder and dont care about babies), I have Bipolar disorder (that means im crazy and my feelings are not valid) I let my son watch tv  sometimes ( because im not creative and dont play with him),   I do not eat organic, (because i dont want to be healthy) I am not religous and i dont  go to church ( im going to hell).  I dont spank ( that means my child will grow up to be a brat).  I am an ex smoker and ex drug addict  with three years clean(i am a bad horrible person and you shouldnt trust me) I dont like to clean  every day ( becasue im a pig ).I have been on welfare ( because i was a bum). My son and I are on state Medical assistance (i like to mooch off of people),

Oh did i mention I cant stand knowitall moms!

oh and i almost forgot my son has LONG HAIR and has had his EAR PIERCED since 6 months old (bad mommy, little punk, OMG, blah, blah)

I havea big heart and can be the sweetest person you ever met but if you piss me off watch out. If you dont like all this, just  let me know and I'll be more then happy to change just for you!

BTW if  dont get the sarcasm GET A CLUE!

Also if the way i live offends you PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON! IM AM NOT YOU BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME A BAD MOTHER!

anything else you wanna know just ask!