So here it is: Im  a  26 year old working mom of 2 boys (because I dont love my kids of course)! I am a single mother.(because i  was irresponsible of course and theres no way possible that Ii wanted them). I am a survivor of domestic violence. I am a lesbian and proud of it! (im going to hell.. oh wait I have kids so that must mean im bi and not a lesbian, after all its not possible to be lesbian AND have kids). My first son was  forumla fed (oh wait a minute formulas not food,  its medical intervention so i  guess he was starved),   but my youngest was EBFED to 15months.. and YES IN PUBLIC TOO (GASP! THAT IS DISGUSTING). MY sons are/were disposable diapered, ( beacuse i dont care about the evniroment) or his health) circumsized  (because i didnt think he was good enough the was he is) vaccinated (because im uneducated), and slept in our bed for the first 6 months even though they had a crib (there must be something wrong with me!). They rides forward facing in the car  at 1 and 20 (because i dont care about their safety). I voted Obama (because i  hate America), I am prochoice  in most cases( because i support murder and dont care about babies), I have Bipolar disorder (that means im crazy and my feelings are not valid) I let my son watch tv  sometimes ( because im not creative and dont play with him),   I do not eat organic, (because i dont want to be healthy) I am not religous and i dont  go to church ( im going to hell).   I do spank sometimes (OH NO IM A CHILD ABUSER!)I am a smoker  (BAD MOMMY)and ex drug addict  with over six years clean(i am a bad horrible person and you shouldnt trust me) I dont like to clean  every day ( becasue im a pig ).I recieve PA for food medical and daycare  ( because I am lazy and like to live off of other people)

Oh did i mention I cant stand knowitall moms!

oh and i almost forgot my son has LONG HAIR and has had his EAR PIERCED since 6 months old (bad mommy, little punk, OMG, blah, blah)

I havea big heart and can be the sweetest person you ever met but if you piss me off watch out. If you dont like all this, just  let me know and I'll be more then happy to change just for you!

BTW if  dont get the sarcasm GET A CLUE!

Also if the way i live offends you PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON! IM AM NOT YOU BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME A BAD MOTHER!

anything else you wanna know just ask!